The 'Ecomini' is Resilient

Way back in school, you dare not 'gbaa'...(make a mistake with a word). Back in primary school a friend said 'aboondance' instead of abundance, and he slimmed down in two days.
I thought this was a thing of the 'kiddy' years until i met my president...Prof.
I will only limit this talk to what we all heard during his speech at the Parliament House.











Here goes our President..."but let me hasten to add that this should not give cause for despair or panic...(yeeeeeeye!!!) , Our (clears throat) Our Economy, Our Ecomini (why repeat) economy is resilient...(yaaaayyyyyy!!!!!)...Madam Speaker..err madam speaker...when you are proda...pros...prods...pronouncing...(yaaaayyyyy!!!)...when....Madam Speaker...when...when...(yaayy!!)...(Speaker...ORRDERRR!!!!).....when you are pronouncing such figures...."
I thought this 'unhumourous piece' from our President would end as a 'speech ringtone'...guess what...it turned out to be good lyrics for a song...making our president a 'rapper of sorts'!
NB: 'HE' is an ecominic ...err...i mean economic Professor, not a musician.
'I hereby order the delete of all those tones on your phones, otherwise, the volume on your phone should go louder!'
Check this squeeze...lets say he wasn't the President and he was a musician, who would he compete with?...My answer...(very low tone...make sure nobody hears this...FELA KUTI)