KINDLY DONATE A MIRROR TO THESE FOLKS WHO SHOWED UP AT THE AMA's

These people need mirrors in their homes before stepping out! They 'dis'-graced the red carpets at the American Music Awards last weekend.
Will.I.AM























Blake Lewis





















Leona Lewis






















Bobby Not-so-trendy






















Black Eyed Puh-lease


























Joe Perry...eew!

PAULA ABDUL NEEDS HELP!!!

Paula Abdul needed 3 persons to help her-guess what with...her gown! The 47-year-old former "American Idol" judge was locked by the 'excess fabric' of her Morticia Addams gown and required the assistance of three minions to get her to safety.

The excess could sew a blanket and pillow, but not black!

Michael Jackson's Doc Back To Work

Dr Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's personal doctor who might be the target of the 'homicide' investigation, is back to work to see to sick people like you and Michael Jackson. We are yet to see if Michael really died at his hands but, you wouldn't die at his hands so don't worry, check in!

Murray has good reason to hang his shingle again. A judge has told him no more chances -- he either pays $1,000 a month in child support or he goes to jail, and that's just for one of his seven kids.

For references, please contact Katherine, La Toya or Janet Jackson.