Obour steals Okyeame Kwame's Wife's....

Just before you get me wrong, I mean Obour stole Okyeame Kwame's wife's 'pose' recently.



















Well just so you know, I hear Okyeame Kwame and Annica are the hottest couple in Showbiz(thats because you've not seen me and my better half)



















GIG: They have a baby boy together, after 4months of marriage.(aren't babies conceived within 9months?....i'm just asking!!!)

Finland Fiascoland for Obour'land'

well, i just got hint that my good friend Obour, was refused entry into Finland. He was supposed to perform at and event dubbed “World Village Festival”, but i hear the brother had an entourage numbering 15 (more than Jesus and the 12 disciples). He is still Ghana's finland...errm...finest!















And Oh!...have you heard Obour ft Sean Kingston...well I got it so find me and you'd lick it!...thats wussup!

RAP DOCTOR NOW RAP FATHER!!!

Honestly in as much as i hear tales that parenting would be fun, I don't want to be a father...NOW!
Anytime i hear of delivery...i feel like an astronaut!On Saturday, I got info that my good buddy Okyeame Kwame, GMA Artiste of the year and Coca Cola Icon has photocopied his genes and printed them out through Annica's printer! "PRINTING SUCCESFUL, DO YOU WANT TO ISSUE COMMAN AGAIN?'
I'm sure very soon, the command would be issued again.
Congrats on having a bouncing baby boy (does he bounce like a football or tennis ball?)

He looks like he is about to charm another baby in this picture!

DRAKE TO TAKE?

I'm sure you were also wondering whats up with Rihanna after 'dumping' the 20 year old 'junior brother', Brown.
















Well I got information from my New York correspondent that She(Rihanna) was hanging out with Rapper cum Singer, Drake.



















What do you think about the match? As to whether there's anything grilling between them, I'm yet to get the gossip....Infact, i could beat Drake to the game.



Rihanna, reconsider!(even though i can't sing nor rap, i could beat-box!)

HAS 50 CENT GAINED MORE CENTS?

Well, I haven't seen 50 Cent in a while, and recently when i did, the brother was with a sexy babe...CHECK IT OUT!

I'm Broke, There's no more 'DOLLA'

I totally broke down when i heard news that one of my favourite young rappers, Dolla, was shot dead earlier this week. He did a record with T-pain-'who the fu*k is that?' So when i heard the news from a pal at Konvict Music, i was like "who the f*ck was that?". but i heard the dude that shot him is on a $5,000,000 bail (it'd even be hard for Bill Gates to cough that up for 'bail').

Dolla aso did a record with Akon-'she's so fine', you need to hear it. Anyway Brov, all i can say is Rest in Dolla Peace,....we'd miss you...and remeber i still rap your lines dude!!!

Okyeame Kwame, a Fashion 'MODEL'

So, if you didn't hear, the Kumasi Poytechnic Fashion and textie students have 'honoured' Okyeame Kwame for his fashion sense. So I decided to make a personal fashion critique of the brother.

Nota Bene:...This is not to prove anything. This is my gossip self, he's a friend, don't make me a bad one. I know you!

Ok so here goes the first picture of him in what i call a 'church-elder-wannabe', except for the Soulja Boy Shades.

The second picture here..hmm!!!

...(how many of those shades does he have?)

I got hold of this one..and boy!....isn't the brother a nig*a?

The last one got me thinking the brother should have starred in Aladin...what do you think?

Wait...did he charm the awards?....Hmmm!!!Charter House...i hope you didn't experience any supernatural dizziness before the Ghana Music Awards?...(i am just asking!!)

"Kwaw Kesse is a dead lion..."

"kwaw kesse is a dead lion just chewing on some scavenges he will soon decay..watch out for Konfi...wonoho enye womeho"..This statement was made by new hiplife sensation KONFI...












I don't know yet but i hear there is some feud boiling between the hiplife duo, Konfi and 'recently-accused-by-lover' artiste Kwaw Kese.















Amazingly, I hear they were in the same camp. Listen to Konfi's Latest like Father like son and Kwaw Kese's War with Wyclef...(maybe the war is on Konfi)...Let me know who wins!!!

Stay Away from Nsawam!!!...ORDER!

I have been a total fan of Convicted Chief Executive Officer of Goodies Music Production and former Executive Producer for popular hip life group VIP, Isaac Aidoo AKA Goodies and i thought of going to let the brother know how i feel about him, (typical of a Ghanaian, they never let you know what they feel until you are in trouble) until i learnt that the brother doesn't want to see anybody from his prison cell except his wife...I should have married him...ei..sorry...i just realised i'm also a man. All the best brov!

PRAYE 300,000 IN 6MONTHS, LIL WAYNE 1,000,000 IN A WEEK.

I could only smile after hearing that Praye indicated that Roll Koll 2008 has been their best selling album, pulling through 300,000 copies...(since its release late last year).













I am not doing any COMPARISON here. I just wanted to let you know Lil Wayne sold 1,000,000 copies of his Lollipop album, Carter III in the first week of its release...(i wonder how many copies it has sold now)



















More prayers for Ghanaian music...Stop copying Ghanaian music and BUY their albums...

OBAMA TO 'MILL' GAFFES IN' GHANA?

The Global 'Ecomini' is tough but there still is the need for more interactions and bilateral coorporation between Ghana and the USA. Ghana's 'good' governance has drawn First Black American President, Barack Hussein Obama to Ghana in July.












For two days, He will fraternise with our President, Prof. J. E. A. Mills who has been an icon in the world of 'gaffes' with his recent 'bomb' at the parliament House. (he said 'ecomini' instead of economy').
What most Ghanaians are concerned about is, would Prof get Obama to smile at a Gaffe or we would have to hope he doesn't create a new word for us to defend it.
Lets pray for a good speech which is written in font size 88...Amen!

'FICK ROSS' IN FAKE VUITTON

He's the boss, he's Rick Ross, no cause for loss, his cash for fake stash...(meehn..i could pass for a rapper)...Well, I intercepted a letter XXL Magazine Editor received from Louis Vuitton, concerning Def Jam Star Rick Ross's photo on the May 09 edition of the magazine. Well, they claim the brother's shades are fake. I got a copy of the magazind and i was digging the brother's thickies...but it turns out my first name sake designer, Louis Vuitton isn't the LV on it.
Here is a copy of the picture....


















....and here's the letter from Louis Viutton to XXL Magazine.
Dear Editor: We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points. The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion. Sincerely, Michael D. Pantalony, Esq. Louis Vuitton Malletier

Next time you go shopping, watch out for the 'rake' shades...err..sry..fake shades...
Dedicated to T.S.T.

The 'Ecomini' is Resilient

Way back in school, you dare not 'gbaa'...(make a mistake with a word). Back in primary school a friend said 'aboondance' instead of abundance, and he slimmed down in two days.
I thought this was a thing of the 'kiddy' years until i met my president...Prof.
I will only limit this talk to what we all heard during his speech at the Parliament House.











Here goes our President..."but let me hasten to add that this should not give cause for despair or panic...(yeeeeeeye!!!) , Our (clears throat) Our Economy, Our Ecomini (why repeat) economy is resilient...(yaaaayyyyyy!!!!!)...Madam Speaker..err madam speaker...when you are proda...pros...prods...pronouncing...(yaaaayyyyy!!!)...when....Madam Speaker...when...when...(yaayy!!)...(Speaker...ORRDERRR!!!!).....when you are pronouncing such figures...."
I thought this 'unhumourous piece' from our President would end as a 'speech ringtone'...guess what...it turned out to be good lyrics for a song...making our president a 'rapper of sorts'!
NB: 'HE' is an ecominic ...err...i mean economic Professor, not a musician.
'I hereby order the delete of all those tones on your phones, otherwise, the volume on your phone should go louder!'
Check this squeeze...lets say he wasn't the President and he was a musician, who would he compete with?...My answer...(very low tone...make sure nobody hears this...FELA KUTI)

A legal entity can 'sue' and 'be sued'!

Likewise, a legal entity can 'Essien' and be 'Kwaw Kese'd'!...If you don't get this statement with reference to the heading, meeehnn...you are damn slow!!!
Relationships can now pass to be sue'able entities as per the news that is going around with two of Ghana's stars. First of all, i think Dela Ackumey has been unlucky as Michael Essien's wrath has been thrown on her. (the wrath from the Chelsea-Barcelona game, which He scored the only goal, but Chelsea lost)














The Midfielder is now taking the midfield in court now as he has dragged his ex-girlfriend Ms Dela Ackumey to an Accra High Court in connection with allegations that he had performed her traditional marriage rites while they were together.
Essien, who will be flying in from his London base to testify, wants a court order restraining Ms Ackumey who was said to have lived with him sometime ago before they broke up, from holding herself as his wife.


















Dela has stated that she has video evidence to prove that the Chelsea ace indeed performed the marriage rites in the presence of her relatives. (marriage too ibi force?..."you are my husband, whether you like it or not")..'any lady wanna tell me that?lol Essien's Counsel stated that according to his client, the rites performed did not amount to marriage in the Anlo tribe where Ackumey comes from. He argued that even if the traditional rites amounted to a marriage, it was contrary to the instructions he gave and stressed that it was not a marriage rite.

I know a lot of people are in on Essien's new squeeze, Nadia Buari.












(i hope this Dela-cious court gig doesn't jeopardise their romance)












On the Flip side, King of the Street, Kwaw Kese is being sued...(you get the gig now?)
He allegedly defrauded his former lover, Happy Chapell...














Oh, Kwaw...recently he was repoted to have been involved in an accident on the Kwahu Raod, around Easter.
Now, court and madness. He could perform in court and be freed...gig!

Who never wants to be Michael Wackson...(insert 'J')....Me!!!!

To start with, how has your day been? Wack?...then Jack do something about it!!! My news correspondent in Chicago calls me and says, "Lexis guess whats new?"...and i'm like...'yeah I can guess..., the bill from the mechanic who is fixing my accident car', and it was as if i have just defeated Mr Bean in a humour Battle...He says 'No meehhn...Michael Jackson might not be performing at the London's 02 Arena'...
Now here's the gig, the concerts which would be starting soon have already sold out tickets...(that you know). Do you know there are 50 of them?...well..Michael apparently would be sued again, but thats not news...its part of his routine, first his 'Thriller Diva', then his publicist, now an event organiser, all in a month, could it get any worse...(in my next life, i never want to be Michael Jackson...)...talking about next life...what would you want ti be in your next life.....believe me, i would want to be a pig...don't laugh...i hear the orgasm of a pig last for 30 minutes...(now you want to join me in the sty?)



















Anyway, Michael Jackson's anticipated 'This Is It' concert series planned for this summer may not be "it" after all. His concert series may be halted by a New Jersey promoter who says Jackson and his siblings, including Janet, were signed on for a reunion tour first.

I understandJackson signed a contract in November that prevents him from giving a concert until July of 2010. In addition, Patrick Alloco, managing partner at AllGood Entertainment, says Jackson is to perform in July 2010 with his brothers 'The Jackson Five' and sister Janet Jackson.

what a reunion that would be!!!
I just dropped by to give this info...my radio show starts in 20 minutes...(my boss wouldn't be amused)
You can join me on Radio Xtacy 94.5MHz in Kumasi Ghana...(we are still fixing our streaming link...dnt ask me how many years we need to do that)

WHICH GAME IS KILLING THE GAME?

The Ghanaian music scene has come under a lot reconstruction lately. These are not conscious efforts by anybody to redesign how music is made and presented, rather its an abstract adaptation to the new innovations that the world has brought.
Music in Ghana started with the drums and stick and metals here and there...( i didn't know our forefathers were that boring?)... Because of how boring their songs were those days, it had to be accompanied by some young big-breasted lady doing some dance..(as an appetizer)...It worked...
Now, from hi-life to hiplife...to hiphop...to raplife..to adonko life to whatever...the folks 'claim' that somebody is killing the 'game'....

It started with the song put together by GMA Artiste of the year Okyeame Kwame, Obour and Richie...who is killing the game?










(doesn't the brother look a lot slimmer here....ooh..just remembered...he's never been bigger!)

This song has come under a lot of criticisms including the idea that they(the artistes) are talking about the demise of 'hiplife' whiles singing on a 'hiphop' instrumental...catch the drift?
Another angle is that, don't these three superstars have good DJ's who can do a good mix and stop dissing?
Well...it goes on and on...i have reserved ideas about the whole 'killing the game' killing but one other artistes who doesn't want to reserve his emotions went into the studio and 'spoke his mind'.
Shatta Rako... 'wo p3 as3m!!!'



















He decided to shatta the trio with a reply to their song, calling it "the shame of the game"
This is a satire of the former, quite hilarious and you need to hear it. He boldly says..."dem say dem want the answer, ey3 nyansa"
literally meaning...'they say they want the answer, it is wisdom"...oouuchhh!!!
Does it imply, the trio dont....?........i'm just asking!!

Well if you want to hear Shatta Rako's reply of the game, just join me on Radio Xtacy 94.5MHz on the Highway Xpress, thats the hottest drive time show on Radio in Kumasi, Ghana.

Let there be nudity!!!... and they were nude!!!!

Ok, just so you know, i would attribute my the dryness of this blog to the 'credit crunch'. For the past couple of weeks i have payed more attention to ventures that yield me physical cash, other than good buddies like you. My radio show needs to get kicking as well so a lot of research has put me in the clique 'too-busy-to-update-my-blog'. The last two weeks saw the launching of the new radio sensation, 'THE LICK'...which premieres all the newest R&B/HIPHOP songs, remixes, the top 10 songs in the world and the 411 on your favourite artistes.
Talking about artistes 411, i'm sure you are in on the latest musician 'craze'. "Lets get nude...yaaaay'!!! or more like 'Spring Break 07...' yaaayyy!!!

First it was P. Diddy's 'doll' Cassie, who didnt seem to give a damn, after all what? Showing it doesn't shrink it. (it only gets the horny men wanting me..lol)...in your dreams...(with those small things?)














Cassie cliams someone might have hacked into her computer and dug out these 'playboy-wannabe' pictures. Just so I rescue her from all these public lash...can't someone have a private time admiring what God has given her?...'Cam on'!!! You guys should give her a 'take', i mean break!!!Anyway thats all i can help with, Cassie!!!

Here goes the second Nude picture of the 'ME & U' singer. And if you think you can get any closer to the loops on her ears, you have a 'LONG WAY TO GO'














This is an advice to you all. Next time you want to take a nude photo, kindly make sure the room is 'dead dark' and the flash on your camera is turned off!!!
It would save you some publicity on my blog.


Just when we thought it was all dead with Cassie, Rihanna comes alive from the emergency room.
Let there be a snap, and she was nude.
Just hours after Cassie's nude picture landed on the internet, Rihanna also got a piece of the cake. Pictures purported to be those of the 'Umbrella' star smashed the web and I got hold of them immediately.
Rumour has it that, this has been orchestrated by Mr 'Kiss Kiss' to 'take you(rihanna) down', so that he can 'run it' from 'wall to wall' because he is 'superhuman'....Catch the drift?
So here goes...














woow!!!she has some 'terminator' looks...(have you heard her new single terminator?)














'Back to Basics'














Have you heard Al Be Back's song ft Fabolous?...well 'Mira Mira on the wall' Who is the prettiest of them all"...
And this is the part of the whole gig that trips me, why would 'Chris Breezy' donne an 'Andy Panty' on his head?...Ans: Pre-gimmicks to foreplay!!!lol
This picture is of a man alleged to be Chris Brown, with some pinky armour-suit on his head...the brother is ready for a dip...Chris Brown, do you listen to 'the lick' on Radio Xtacy?...(just asking!...random question!)














All the best brov!!!
Now is this Rihanna or Not. You can only answer if you have 'SEEN' Rihanna before...(and i doubt if you have)...



















So that's whats nu!!! My greatest enemy now is whoever invented the Camera!
Two of my favourite ladies nude on My Blog?...I love whoever created the Internet!

Anyway just a word of caution...you could be
'cassied' or 'rihanned'.
Honestly i don't know when i'm gonna update this blog with my tight schedule, but i know some juicy stuff will be up soon and i have to be a 'big-mouth' about it...like ...(you-going-naked).
But drop by often and show the brother some love.